Friday, April 24, 2015

ClevelandMoto Podcast 86

Maintenance costs! Are there bikes out there you can afford to buy but not to maintain? We discuss a few that might fit that bill.

Friday, April 10, 2015

ClevelandMoto Podcast85

We talk about the Rusty Bucket Race, the Mid-Ohio challenge, and why the heck did Ducati take peoples money for the new Scrambler when they can't seem to get it to market.

Friday, April 3, 2015

ClevelandMoto 84 Honda Bulldog 400 / Chain maintenance / Aggressive Clothing

Today we discuss motorcycle chains, the Honda Bulldog 400 and spring time riding.


$100 for a flannel shirt, I guess if it's got armor in it...


Speed and Strength
Seek and DESTROY
Cruice Missile
All on one, you're dangerous. 


Honda’s not pulling any punches with its concept offerings at the Osaka Motorcyle Show.
Is the Bulldog actually a Ruckus injected with performance-enhancing drugs?
Seriously, put the two side-by-side and you’ll immediately notice their similarities, most specifically the Wall-E-inspired win headlamps at the front and the high-rising side mirrors. But for the most part, the Ruckus and the Bulldog are two different bikes with the latter being touted as a lovable touring partner," whatever that means.
That said, the Bulldog is a pretty cool, albeit a little funky concept, and that may be putting it lightly. So say what you will about Honda, but as the Bulldog shows you, the company still knows how to have some fun with some of its prototypes.

This is a SNAIL adjuster

This is a threaded rod chain adjuster

Adjusting your chain....the easy way. Really, it works. 

An EXCELLENT guide to maintaining your chain. 

A very friendly guide to breaking and installing  a new master link on your chain:


Friday, March 27, 2015

ClevelandMoto Podcast 83 Bikes That Changed The Industry

We talk about game changing motorcycles and also a few that failed, plus various automatic transmission motorcycles.

Friday, March 20, 2015

ClevelandMoto 82 Go Mexico! Oscar from Tijuana guest stars.

This podcast deals with motorcycling abroad and what you should do to plan ahead for it. With our special guest Oscar from Tijuana, Mexico.

Crossing the border into Tijuana with the folks from Motorsport Scooters in San Diego. 

Running along the coast heading North in San Felipe we discovered a SCORE offroad race. Those trucks and buggies are passing us at 75+ in the dirt. 

This is Los Pelicanos Resort in Rosarita, $23 / night gets you the suite. 

The Mexican Army checkpoint was not too impressed with the M240 machine gun barrels that were mounted to Raven's bike. 

Surf & Turf Puerto Nuevo style...this dinner was $12 and they didn't charge us for the first few rounds of frozen margaritas. 

Topes - This is the official "SLOW DOWN" sign. You'll probably get air. 

And of course...The ZONKEY!!!!

ClevelandMoto 81 Best First Motorcycle and Cops

Dealing with cops, how far can you stray from the owners manual and our person takes on what could be the one perfect first motorcycle.

SPOILER!!!! - The SV650 is our favorite "does everything" entry level motorcycle. 

Merritt obviously thinks so, at 5'4" tall she fits it perfectly. 

The Wolf 150 from SYM and the CBR250R are excellent "absolute beginner" bikes, but are they enough to do EVERYTHING? 

What to do when you get pulled over? Please comment with your best tactics...

Friday, March 6, 2015

ClevedMoto 80 - Tires and Waking up your bike.

Tires how do they work? Also since spring is on the way we discuss the proper techniques for waking up you bikes from winter storage.

Click above for EVERYTHING you'll ever need to know about motorcycle tires.

Should we do a Kickstarter to buy and set up a ClevelandMoto Motorhome / Remote recording / Drinking Studio? 

You're probably thinking something like this....

It will probably end up more like this...

Or probably, more realistically...this:

Send us $1 to AT 
If we actually get $100 in donations I will start up an actual kickstarter for this...

I mean seriously....these idiots have gotten over $12,000 for a stupid straw....

At least you'll be able to get drunk, sound all knowledgeable, and probably pass out in our bad idea.  

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Ok, because you asked...

Yes, there is actually a picture of me with Ewan McGregor. It was taken at Laguna Seca Raceway in California in 2002. The stupid(er) look on my face is because he is grabbing my butt in the picture.

The story; It was my 2nd anniversary, but I was working in the booth on Ducati Island. Ewan (and His dad, pictured in the background) were super cool and hung out in our booth beating the heat and the crowds for a long time. We talked about motorcycles, steaks, wives and beer. After a little while he offered to call my wife and wish her a happy anniversary. He said "Hello Merritt, this is Ewan McGregor" she of course didn't believe him and thought it was one of my Scottish friends playing a prank on her. He eventually convinced her and said "I'm with Phil at the racetrack, and he's being a good boy, and I'm keeping an eye on him"...I could then hear her shout into the phone, "I'm watching you in Moulin Rouge right now!" he started laughing and chilled her out and wished her a happy anniversary. He made quite an impression on both of us, and it's given us a great story any time people talk about what their spouse got them (or didn't get them) for an anniversary. The next day Ewan and Ben Bostrom were invited to take a lap on Laguna Seca on scooters the company I was working for provided. We had a blast and actually rode the wrong way up the corkscrew just so Ewan could do it again faster (it's super intimidating). He was completely thrilled and kept saying "I was on Laguna Seca with Ben Bostrom!!! I will always say "I rode the corkscrew (twice) with Ewan McGregor and Ben Bostrom".

Friday, February 20, 2015

Clevelandmoto #79 To Scramble or NOT to Scramble?

We weigh in or opinions about scramblers and recap our trip to the motorcycle show a few weeks ago.

9° and Steve is still wearing Jorts.

Dustin, and math has shown if every listener sends us $1 we can buy a Walking Dead Winnebago...

paypal us $1 at and if we go over $100 we'll start the worlds most ridiculous kickstarter. 

So, we've heard a rumor that there won't be a progressive international motorcycle show next year...while we can't find anything saying those words EXACTLY...we have found this...

You will eventually be able to buy the bike of your dreams....

The second article is 6 years old...but it still represents some AMAZING deals.

Click on this picture to see what scrambler meant when the term was created.

KTM raises the bar on the term ADVENTURE BIKE...

Type Hipster Scrambler into google...what comes up? 

Friday, February 13, 2015

Clevelandmoto #78 (The Exhausting Episode).

We exhaust the topic of exhausts. Pipes, cans, mods that may need to be down to tune it properly. But first we touch back on the Craigslist topic to decide when even a buck a cc is to much.
Chris Smith wonders if $1000 is too much for a 1000cc motorcycle? 


2 Stroke Expansion Chamber: 

Zoomie Exhaust (aka Drag Pipes) 

Why is my Chrome turning blue? 

Why Can't I just drill a big hole in from the back???

That's the INSIDE of your factory exhaust you understand where the pressure is going? It's a labyrinth. 

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Podcast Special! Cleveland Motorcycle Show.

We go to most of the major booths and check out what they are offering for 2015. At each booth we all have to answer the same question. "If you had to leave this show with one bike here, which would it be and why".

We start in the Victory Booth where Johnny Chrome and John McElfresh both like the Magnum  and Cross Country,
Dustin loves the Gunner - As seen with our new friend Jacqui Van Ham
Over to the Indian Booth - Merritt likes the Scout, but like me can't stand the forward pegs and it's looking pretty grim for mid-controls. 
Johnny Chrome digs the Chieftan in the Blue/White color and it does look great. 
Chris Smith's kids Tegan (15) and Ty (24) actually do like the scout, so maybe that's a good thing for Indian. 

You can't talk about Polaris without mentioning the Slingshot, and we were wrong...they enter the market at $20,000
Everyone agrees we'd rather have one than a Can Am Spyder

KTM has scored a direct hit on our group with the new Duke 390

In the Suzuki booth Merritt and Johnny Chrome both picked the SVF650  - Argh!!! It is STILL called the Gladius....dammit, I'm certain the one in the booth wasn't blue and white, but I serious don't like what they've done to the venerable SV...
Man, you can't tell me that this bike is cooler than the old one...(Merritt's actual bike btw)
Honorable mention goes to the GSX-S750 

In the Yamaha booth Chris Smith loved the Super Tenere
Everyone else seemed to REALLY dig the FZ-07, young and old alike....
I think Yamaha has a real winner on their hands here. 
Unfortunately, I have to complain about the Bolt C-Spec...I didn't like the repli-sportster before and I definitely DON'T like it with drag bars and a plastic cover on the back seat. This bike has AWFUL ergos. 
Airbox and things were jamming into BOTH of my knees and who sit's like this? 

And you can SMAX your bitch up....
Wow...Harley davidson had 2 different bikes on rollers! 
Wow, the Harley booth got us kind of emotional....there were bikes sleeping on their sides...
Johnny Chrome liked the new Road Glide because he used to have the same bike 20 years

I love Chris Smith's choice the Road King Classic - This is what a retro Harley should look like. 

The Kawasaki Booth didn't give us any surprises....

Dustin of course still loves the Versys and the KLR650...but, so does Johnny Chrome and the young points to the old tractor. 
Kawasaki Ergo fit...what do you mean if you're 5'4" you have to be a woman? 
Kawasaki uses male images for the mid and extended, but a female form for the "short". 

We go into the Honda Booth and Dustin loves the Honda CB1100 
I have to admit I have a guilty pleasure for the F6B, I like what they've done there...

Johnny Chrome digs the VFR1200...

Chris Smith spotted this really cool Honda Grom / GL1000 Gold wing tribute scooter they were raffling off. 

Ty digs the NC700 - the one at the show had the flappy/paddle electronic automatic transmission...

Not to be outdone, his younger brother Tegan went for the NM4 "Vultus" (best name for a new bike). 

Batman, we found your scooter.

And a big shout out to our friends at Metal Rescue, remember to send us a picture of something NASTY, so we can send you a free jug of Metal Rescue so we can get some real-world before and after pictures.